The Great Playoff Race
With two weeks left of the regular season, only one team has clinched a playoff birth. Congrats to Jack on being the first to clinch a playoff spot. I think we can all agree that no one saw coming. You can make the argument that Ryan 2 is basically in as well. Only one team has been officially been eliminated from the playoffs (RIP Coach Doug), meaning that they're 9 teams fighting for 4 playoff spots. This is the reason we play fantasy football.
A Statement For Sam
In week 11, Sam was able to pull out a win and beat me. I would first like to say that I predicted this would happen because the fantasy gods seem to hate me. Sam has demanded a statement be made since he defeated me (in close fashion). In fact his exact words were:
"Suck. My. Dick. Put that on your little blog, bitch."
"Eagerly awaiting an apology on your little blog update, bitch."
Well Sam, here is my statement. I'm sorry that the fantasy gods gifted you one good week, giving you false hope. You only won by 10 points because Josh Allen had the game of his life. You should worry about your 5-7 team making the playoffs.
Week 12 Recap
A much needed win this week. My guys needed this morale boost for my big matchup this week. Higgins and Kamara getting hurt really sealed the deal for me. You could make the argument that this knocked Private Joe out of the playoffs and I need to win out.
What a win here for Jake. Jack's team seems to be limping into the playoffs. Baker playing hurt is a BIG problem for Jack. I will say that Deebo Samuel and Chase didn't play this week. Jake still has a QB problem as well.
What a week here for Ryan. Unfortunately for him, it was during a bye week for him. I think it's time we call upon the league. We have a Coach Doug problem. He started 3 players on bye this week. It's time the league puts a stop to this.
A much needed win for Joe this week to put him back at .500. Another big time loss for Sam here. It's almost like his team fell back down the earth and the fantasy gods just wanted to punish me. Sam's success comes down to Josh Allen and the Bills aren't looking too good down the stretch.
Alex almost pulled it off, but it just wasn't enough to overcome Ryan 2. Ryan 2 is limping into the playoffs as well. He has 7 players hurt and only 1 QB right now. A potential upset might be in the works here.
A big loss for Jared as well as a big win for Stephen here. Stephen has 2 good QBs that are poised for a deep playoff run. I expect Stephen to make a deep run in the playoffs and to pull off some upsets.
Week 13 Preview
This is a matchup I absolutely need to win and I'm not sure I can do it. Pickens and Lamar are now questionable. It appears my only hope is for Kirk Cousins to have a terrible game. Unfortunately for me, almost every single one of Ryan's players has a favorable matchup. It appears my playoff hopes rely on other teams losing as well.
Pick: RyanI need Jake to win here, but I don't think it's going to happen. If there's one thing I learned about being in a 2 QB league, it's that most close games come down to how good your QBs are. I don't think Tyrod Taylor can get it done. Plus, Joe's QBs play terrible teams.
Pick: Joe
It appears that Private Joe's season is officially over. Higgins and Kamara seem to be out of commission for awhile. This should be a smooth bye week for Jack as he figures out his team. He needs to figure something out for the playoffs because it's not looking good for him.
Pick: JackI don’t even have to look at the players for this game. Coach Doug is going to start players that are injured or something. A nice bye week for Sam. Nick Chubb is looking absolutely dangerous in that flex spot. Be careful Sam.
Pick: SamA nice easy win for Jared here. This definitely hurts my playoff chances, but there’s nothing I can do when Achane is sitting on Alex’s bench. Perhaps it’s time we start threatening removal of our glorious league.
Pick: JaredA tough break for Stephen here. He’s got two good QBs and would have easily won with Jefferson, but the Vikings are terrible. Ryan 2 should win this one now that his team is looking healthy.
Pick: Ryan 2
The Fans
That’s all I have for today. I barely got this one in. I had to finish this one in actually. I had to finish writing this one on my phone while the thanksgiving parade is happening. I do it all for the league and our fans. Shoutout to our fans across the world. I’ll leave you guys with a list of ever country that we have fans in. We’re officially worldwide.
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