If You Say "Quad Bike" You Need To Re-Evaluate Your Life

     I saw a news article recently about how someone was recently injured on a quad bike. I immediately thought "What's a quad bike? That sounds sick".  I decided to google it and I was very disappointed.

    It turns out a quad bike is literally just an ATV. What would anyone call it a quad bike? I can tell you exactly the type of person that calls ATVs a quad bike. It's the type of person that thinks they are the coolest people on earth because of how different they are. 

    Allow me to describe this type of person because I happen to know a couple of them. This person is the type of person that does cross fit with terrible form and goes around telling everyone how cool he is because he does cross fit. This is the type of person to post random pictures of nothing on their Instagram stories. An example of this would be if the person posted something random like a coffee table with the caption "The life we live is crazy" with a song no one has ever heard of in the background. Speaking of music, this is the type of person that posts their Spotify wrapped to every social media possible because they purposely listen to music no one has ever heard of. They absolutely LOVE to post their Spotify wrapped for this reason. "Look at me. I'm so cool. I listen to music you never even heard of. My life is just so cool and different than yours."

    Thank you all for letting me get that off my chest.