How Am I Supposed To Survive This

     To start this off, I would first like to make a statement. A good friend of mine once said this and I think it applies here. "I'm not complaining, I'm just stating a fact." 

    To give a little backstory here, my wife and I are both fan people. We both get hot at night, so we always have the ceiling fan on every night no matter the temperature outside. We also sleep with an additional fan as well. One of those long fancy one that moves back and forth and has a remote

    This fan and I have a lot of history. I have had this fan since somewhere around 2016, so close to 10 years. Well, the fan finally gave out and broke. He had a good life. Because if this, my wife went out and bought a new fan. It looks similar to the old one, but nicer. Fan technology has clearly improved since 2016.

    Now I'll tell you what. I HATE this fan with a passion. It's like a jet engine every night. As I try to go asleep, I now have to bunker down like I'm in a tornado. If I lay a certain way, the wind from the fan will blow in your ear and it actually sounds like your in a hurricane. The worst part? My wife loves this fan so I'm kind of stuck.

    Something new recently transpired with this demon fan. The past couple of days I have woken up to a nose bleed. I think it's because of this fan. I think the fan is blowing so hard my nose gets so dried out that it bleeds. Tragically for me, my wife doesn't seem to care. I don't know how I'm going to survive this. This fan is slowly killing me.