Best Fantasy Football Punishements

     As the fantasy football season approaches, I thought I would bring up some good fantasy football punishments that I've seen. I'm not putting in the ones that are over used. I'm so tired of the "24 hours in a Waffle House", doing TikTok's, or even having to take the ACT. Those are all been going on for too long and are very unoriginal.

Hello Kitty Phone Case
The loser has to wear a Hello Kitty phone case for the entire year. This one is a good one because it's not one that takes a lot of work to actually accomplish.

Lemonade Stand
The loser has to set up a lemonade stand like a child and they can't stop until they get a certain amount of money.

Calendar
Loser has to create a custom calendar with an embarrassing photo for each month. This has been used in my secondary league and I will say this was a lot harder to accomplish than you might think.

4th of July Hot Dogs
The loser has to eat however many hot dogs the winner of the 4th of July hot dog eating contest eats. The loser can only eat hot dogs until they reach that number.

UFL Tryout
Loser has to tryout for the UFL. Not many people know this, but in the offseason the UFL has open tryouts throughout the country. I think there is a fee to tryout though.

Puzzle In The Dark
The loser has to complete a difficult puzzle in a pitch black closet. The only light he can use is from the light of a headlamp. Loser can't come out of the closet until the puzzle is complete.

Open Mic Comedy
Loser has to do a stand up comedy set during an open mic night.

Music On The Street
The loser has to perform music outside of a sporting event for money. I will say this one might be dangerous though. I feel like those people might be territorial similar to the mascots at Times Square.

License Plates
The loser has to put license plate covers on their car that says "I lost in fantasy football."

Draft Costume
If everyone in the league drafts in person, the loser has to wear a costume (like a hot dog costume or something) and put up all the draft stickers.

The Ex GF Text
The loser has to text their worst ex wife/girlfriend and say that they miss them.

The Wax
The loser has to get their body hair waxed.

Hair Change
The loser either has to shave their head or get their hair dyed.

Body Building
The loser has to enter a body building competition without any training.

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